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  • noisemanual:

    “When more cowbell won’t cure the fever…”

    “Just try and stop your inner raver from rising to this track’s gleeful demands. Get ready to dance and clap the night away!”

    (via nyctoheart)

    • 12 hours ago
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  • theygender:

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    hobbies306540111:

    women should lift weights because it prevents osteoporosis in old age and makes you a more capable person in everyday life please shut up about butts and waists and hourglasses i’m going to fucking kill

    ;___;♡♡♡♡

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    genuine question from someone who would rather chew their arm off than go to a public gym, and also doesnt have a lot of money: how do you safely get into strength training? are there youtube channels, apps (android), etc anyone recommends that makes it approachable and don’t lean into diet culture / body shaming?

    also the biggest thing that keeps me from working out is that I already have joint and spinal issues and moving the wrong way can fuck up a knee or a shoulder or my spine for days. I really don’t want to injure myself, and have unwittingly done so before. resources that are extremely clear on exactly how to move and offer gentler / alternative ways to move for people with limited range are vital.

    Okay, so this may not technically be strength training, but muscles are dumber than bricks and cannot tell the difference between your own bodyweight and actual weights.

    So, may I recommend:

    Hybrid Calisthenics
    Hey everyone! My name is Hampton and my brand is Hybrid Calisthenics. You can find me by that name pretty much everywhere on social media.
    YouTube

    He runs a YouTube channel where he goes over how to work your way up to more complex exercises (for instance, his pull-ups videos start with using a door jamb and moving your weight back and forth) so it’s good for easing yourself into things.

    You also don’t have to fork out for expensive weights and such if you don’t want to/can’t. Substitute with stuff you either already have at home or can get from the supermarket and build up the weight you can exercise with. 500 gram cans of butter beans then 750 gram bottles of pasta sauce. 1 litre drink bottle then your 1.5 litre milk bottle. 3 litre bulk-buy bottle of laundry detergent. Etc. One of my dogs weighs 13 kilos and I pick her up on the regular (to her delight). One weighs 16 kg and I pick him up too (to his consternation and mild disapproval). You don’t have to fit out some fancy home gym before you can start strength training.

    I second Hybrid Calisthenics, that’s the program I use. It’s run by one guy who’s taken it upon himself to make exercising more accessible and it’s completely free! Each exercise has different variations based on your ability and each variation is further divided into different levels of difficulty so you can work up to where you want to be. If you can’t do a single push up for example then this program will help you work up to the point where you can, and if you’re a master of push ups then there are more advanced body weight exercises you can tackle so you can keep moving forward in your training without stagnating. The routine offers a full body workout with absolutely no equipment required for the beginning levels. The only reason you would need to buy anything is if you want to work up to a full pull up, at which point you would need actual pull up rings

    Here’s his actual website which I feel is easier to navigate than the YouTube channel on its own and organizes things in a way that’s easy to understand. He explains everything you need to know about the routine and each individual exercise has both a text description and a video tutorial

    Hybrid Calisthenics
    Hybrid Calisthenics

    (via saisaixchan)

    • 1 day ago
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  • paninidanini:

    Some content of the sillies cause I love them!!

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    • 6 days ago
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  • upperranktwo:

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    ☆Happy Birthday Kamado Tanjiro☆

    14th July

    (via kyojuuros)

    • 6 days ago
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  • jamie-photo:

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    Harvest Moon Story of Seasons Embroidery Pattern Cute - Etsy
    This Patterns & Blueprints item by ShopJamiePhoto has 631 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from United States. Listed on Jun 4, 2023
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    • 1 week ago
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  • voided-peach:

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    It’s 3am and I have a major test tomorrow 💀

    (via mostlikelynothuman)

    • 2 weeks ago
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  • best-overplayed-song:

    Which overplayed song is better? (Round two)

    Tik Tok by Kesha

    Dynamite by Taio Cruz

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    fun facts

    • at the time she wrote “Tik Tok”, kesha was living in a large house with a rotating cast of roommates. she said one morning she woke up surrounded by the most beautiful women she’d ever seen and felt like P. Diddy because of it. that became the first line of the song
    • songwriter Benny McKee explained that Dynamite “wasn’t meant to be a straight-up party song. It was meant to be a surrender song. “I throw my hand up in the air sometimes” is when you don’t get your way – when you give up and you’re handing it over. So it’s really a song about surrender that I wrote when I was starting to get sober. It’s funny that it just turned into a straight-up club banger. There was really a lot of heart and ton of spirituality underneath it”

    (via agentchimendez)

    • 2 weeks ago
    • 223 notes
  • magicratfingers:

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    • 2 weeks ago
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  • theskalddm:

    I’m going to try to post more “quick n’ dirty’ guitar videos on this platform. Here’s one I did a while ago on the bird site re-done and one I’m happy to commemorate as my first quick guitar playing post on this platform.

    (via draconicsorceress)

    • 2 weeks ago
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  • no—username:

    Bro was NOT having a good time.

    Genya: "Man, I'm hungry."  Aizetsu: "How hungry."ALT

    [Genya + Aizetsu]

    • 2 weeks ago
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